Sunday, December 16, 2007

It's Not Just The Snow That's Soft

Messy weather here this weekend (along with most of the northern part of the States). What was interesting to me was how bitchy the people in Massachusetts were about the latest storm.

Yes, the government planning was less-than-stellar, to say the least, but is that really a surprise? You remember a little project called the Big Dig, right? 10 inches of soft snow fell, everyone decided to hit the road at the same time (BRILLIANT!!!), and were shocked (SHOCKED!!!) that horrendous traffic problems ensued.

Whatever happened to the stoicism and strength of hard-boiled New Englanders??? I'm glad I'm not the only one asking...

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Lies, Damn Lies, and Agendas

I'll admit it. I love the BCS. Not that I think it's the best way to handle things in college football (I'm in favor of a 6-team playoff), but I also don't think it's as horrible as critics make it out to be. They whine about an unfair system, as if the system before the BCS was fair ("Grandma, what a short memory you have!" "The better to rant and bitch at you, my dear!"). They knock the involvement of computer polls, even though the current rankings were overwhelmingly determined by human voters. They express their outrage at the National Championship match-up, without giving valid reasons for preferring a different one. I love the BCS because it will never get things exactly right and it will always infuriate people... just like a playoff system inevitably will. :-)

By the way, for purposes of full disclosure, I am an Ohio State alum (as some of you readers may already know). But don't give me any BS about bias. I don't think they're the best team in the nation either, and I am already dreading the beatdown my beloved Buckeyes will receive from LSU. So there.

But now to the topic I really want to discuss. Even more annoying than the non-stop bitching of analysts about the BCS, is the non-stop bitching of some analysts about the poor academic performance of major college football programs and "student"-athletes as a whole. And not necessarily because of a holier-than-thou, elitist attitude among some of these critics (though that certainly doesn't help), but primarily because I feel that there are holes in the research that are rarely mentioned in the mainstream media.

Take this study, for instance, which a friend forwarded to me recently: Academic BCS

Now, in general, I think this is a very interesting study, but there are a few flaws that I feel are keeping us from getting at the whole truth. I'll start with the little nitpicky stuff.

(1) Their data are a bit old. The study includes only students who entered school between 1997-2000. Now, I can't directly fault the authors for this. It's the best data available, and I like the fact that they allow up to six years for graduation. My only beef here is that they're using this year's Top 25 in their analysis. Very few (if any) of the students in their sample have set foot on a college field in (at the very least) three years.

(2) There is no way to determine which majors these students had. Knowing the difference between the Chemistry majors and those who specialized in Back Nine Studies or Comparative Studies of Couches and Recliners would be very helpful. But like I said, I'm really being nitpicky here... the authors disclose that this is an issue (and elaborate on the problem here), and I know that their hands are tied due the data available.

(3) OK, so putting the little stuff aside, here's my big issue. Taking this quote from their section describing why this research is important:
"...the future of most players depends on getting a college degree, not securing an NFL contract."
Agreed. Relatively few college players make it to the NFL (or the CFL, Arena League, etc.) But what about those who do land a career as a pro football player? Should they be lumped in without dropouts who couldn't handle the books or the game?

Failing to take this variable into account may skew the data. It's no surprise that many of the schools that fared poorly in this analysis are also huge NFL pipelines. The graduation rates used in studies like these could very well be counting students who go pro early as failures despite the fact that they actually succeeded. I'm not dismissing the notion that getting a good education is important - I'm just saying that it's not the only path to success. Pro athletes do pretty well for themselves in general, even if they leave school early to do so.

So here's my solution, overly simplistic as it might be: take players who leave school early to go pro out of the equation entirely, and recalculate the graduation rates. You know the old joke about jocks "majoring in football?" Well, let's take it seriously. If a football player came to college primarily for athletic opportunities, then successfully obtaining an NFL contract (or a career in another pro league, announcing/radio/TV opportunities, paid speaking engagements due to football fame, etc.) should count as succeeding in that person's "major." Who knows... maybe including this variable won't change a thing, but at least acknowledging that this could be important is enough for me.

In other words, I agree with the authors that the NFL isn't the best option for everybody. But for some, it is a better (and more lucrative) option than getting a degree. Would I prefer to see all athletes graduate, even those who go pro? Absolutely. Would I encourage my own child to achieve academically, even if they were athletically gifted? You bet. But this isn't a one-size-fits-all world. If you're an athlete facing a limited amount of years to play a sport, that contract may open up more doors and provide you with more opportunities than a college degree... like it or not.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Cocktail Fighting

So, what's with the recent advertising assault against martinis? In the past few months, both Heineken and Crown Royal have released TV ads attacking the essential cocktail.

In case you've been under a rock and haven't seen them... the Heineken commercial depicts a guy who, in the process of passing a Heineken through a crowded bar, keeps it for himself and sends his martini headed towards the poor, disappointed dude awaiting his beer.

The Crown Royal commercial is a bit more creative... the olives in some nearby martinis "stare" (complete with pimentos for eyeballs) jealously while the bartender pours one on-the-rocks for another customer.

Now, I'm a whiskey guy (though not necessarily a fan of Crown Royal), so I sort of get the second one. On most days, I'd likely favor some Canadian whiskey over a martini...

But Heineken?!? Come on now. I like a good brew, but Heineken is a mediocre beer at best, and compared to a good crisp martini... well, let's just say there's no contest in my book.

So what's happening here? Has the martini fallen out of favor as a top-tier "guy drink?" Keep in mind, I'm not talking about those horrific Sex-in-the-City-inspired "martinis" that your local trendy bar sells for $10 a pop. Filling a cocktail glass with a bunch of fruit juices and sickeningly sweet, neon-colored liqueurs does not a martini make. I'm talking bona fide martinis... gin and vermouth stirred until freezing cold and topped off with a solid helping of olives. Did I miss the memo that decreed blended whiskey and bitter Dutch beer to be more masculine than one of the simplest and most perfect cocktails ever devised?

If so, I'm glad I wasn't on that mailing list. The Heineken folks misfired in my case. Every time I see that commercial, I start craving the cocktail... not their beer. Am I alone here?

PS - The Heineken commercial is set to "Tempted" by Squeeze, one of my guilty-pleasure favorites from the 80's. And still their beer doesn't appeal to me. Strike two, Heineken... strike two.
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UPDATE - 11/24/07 10:24 PM

Just saw the exact same Heineken commercial while watching the Kansas-Missouri match-up, and the martini has been replaced by another beer (in a brown bottle... Budweiser?) Could it be that others informed the Heineken corporation of the ineffectiveness of their commercial? Martini lovers unite!!! :-)

Miss Me?

Yeah, I know... I've been a total jerk. I've ignored blogging for too long. The summer and fall were very busy for me, but that's no excuse. You can expect a few posts per week from here on out... I promise. :-)

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Sorry About That...

Swamped with writing, grading, etc., I haven't been able to update recently.

A couple of thoughts on recent news...

Mitt Catches S**t Over Hillary-Bashing Sign (hat-tip TMZ)

Alright, so I'm a little late to the dance on this one, but here goes. First of all, I know people are going to make stupid signs... I've made my peace with that. But it sure would be nice if they could correctly spell elementary school-level words when they do so. Now, I'm not one of those guys who typically goes around insulting others' grammar, spelling, etc. I don't lose my mind over people who accidentally write "it's" instead of "its," "your" instead of "you're," and so on... Unless you're writing a paper or taking a spelling test, I'm not going to blast you for making a common mistake. But "Moma?" REALLY? You spelled "Chelsea" correctly but misspelled "Momma?" Good Lord! You even had two other correct options available ("mama" & "mamma")! You know what my "moma" said? Moma sed knok ewe owt.

Second, regarding the fallout... Romney has responded by telling people to "lighten up." Is he right? Probably. I think people tend to take this stuff a little too seriously. It was a dumb sign... period. The "joke" was something out of second grade - look! if you just change the "b" to an "s"! - ranking up there with giving your buddy the moniker "Joey Blowey" or "Art the Fart."

However... Romney has always struck me as a politically savvy guy. He should realize that he did a dumb thing by posing with a dumb sign, and admit to said dumbness. The only way this story will go away is if Mitt apologizes... not for the content of the sign, and not for the person who made it, but for being dumb enough to pose with it.

Should those taking such umbrage over this sign "lighten up?" Sure. This lame joke isn't going to go away anytime soon, and complaining about it will only keep it alive longer. But Mitt Romney has to realize that the "lighten up" response won't fly. Just grit your teeth and apologize. For better or for worse, that's how politics work.

In other news:

Curtis Martin retires (Yahoo! News)

I love this guy. Great attitude, great personality, never a whiner or showboater. I was a big Patriots fan long before they had any success at all (and long before I moved to New England!), and Martin was a big reason why... at least for a few years before he left for New York. A very classy guy who will be missed.

I've also been meaning to link to the latest "Back in Black" segment from The Daily Show. Some of Lewis Black's best stuff, aimed at the recent rash of cheating in pro sports. Right now, the clip on Comedy Central's website isn't working. If any of you find a working link, let me know...

Monday, July 09, 2007

Some YouTube Fun

Busy day for me, so I'll be lazy. Here are two clips to brighten your Monday.

First up, the "Spiderpig" clip from the "Simpsons Movie" trailer...


Second... finally a reason for a Phillies phan like me to celebrate. After a dismal start, they go into the All-Star break at .500, put off, for one glorious day, the 10,000th loss in franchise history, and rally to win after a rain delay in Colorado. Why? KARMA!!!

Friday, July 06, 2007

Rusty Nail

This week's entry in The Big Board Bartender series is one of my favorite cocktails: the Rusty Nail.

It's really easy to make, tastes great, and can be adjusted to any preference. I dig cocktails like this one because it has breadth - it can be enjoyed by both the casual drinker and the pickiest tippler. Considering it was a favorite of the Rat Pack, the Rusty Nail stands as an honest-to-goodness drinkers' drink, but even someone who doesn't like scotch (there are some out there, apparently!) can find this drink tasty due to the pleasant sweetness of the Drambuie (which has a Scotch base with honey and spices added).

Here's my preferred recipe:
(1) Add a few ice cubes to an old-fashioned or rocks glass.
(2) Add two parts blended scotch (I like Dewar's or J&B, but it's your call)
(3) Float* one part Drambuie on top (*pour it against the back of a spoon, rather than pouring it straight in)
As always, we at the Big Board Bartender are all about catering to your preference. Plenty of modifications can be made to this drink, including...
- Using single malt scotch instead of blended. I usually caution against the practice of mixing single malt with anything other than splash of water, but if you really want to mix a fine 12-year-old with Drambuie, that's your prerogative. :-)

- Changing the proportions. I like the 2:1 ratio, but feel free to adjust the amount of Drambuie according to your own preferences.

- Other serving options. I like it on the rocks (just 2-3 cubes), but you could also serve it "neat," or stir with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.
Whatever you do, don't gulp it down. This is a prime example of a sipping drink, so savor it and make it last...

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Happy Belated Independence Day!

Hope everyone enjoyed the 4th. The weather was kind of crappy here - overcast all day with some rain late into the evening - so we didn't do much. Fired up the grill for some corn-on-the-cob and yummy animal flesh while enjoying the "Law & Order" marathon on TNT and, of course, 1776.

1776 is a pretty solid movie-musical. I'm not usually the type for musicals - "West Side Story" and "Singing in the Rain" are the only ones I can watch over and over without getting bored or annoyed - but this one's definitely worth watching if you haven't seen it already.

The cast is excellent, particularly the three major characters: William Daniels as John Adams, Howard Da Silva as Ben Franklin, and Ken Howard as Thomas Jefferson. Their scenes (and songs) together are the best in the film.

Along with the historical tidbits (most of which are surprisingly accurate), the film provides plenty more food-for-thought, such as:

Wow, I never knew that John Adams sounded so much like K.I.T.T.!

Wow, Blythe Danner was super cute back in the day! Tom Jefferson certainly could've done a lot worse than Gwyneth's mom for a bride.

Wow, Richard Nixon might have been just a BIT too sensitive. From Wikipedia:
Then-President Richard Nixon was said to have successfully lobbied his friend, producer Jack L. Warner, to cut the song "Cool, Considerate Men" from the film release because he believed it (with its refrain lyric of "ever to the right..never to the left") to be an attack against the Republican Party in an election year. (The film was released theatrically after the 1972 presidential election.) The song was restored in the 2003 DVD release of the film as well as on the earlier laserdisc release.
And wow, so were these nimrods running the Fairfax County, VA, schools. Who would've thunk that "burning" for one's own wife was so taboo?! (I wonder if the film is still banned there...)

Happy Birthday, America... and thank goodness Adams won that eagle-turkey debate with Franklin!!!